Text 24 Aug 2,622 notes Time was of the essence.

outofcontextdnd:

DM: The bookcase swings open to reveal a dark stairway.

Human Artificer: Guys, we should go slowly. There might be traps.

Warforged Knight: I shove the sac of organs aside and throw myself down the stairs in an attempt to set off any traps.

DM: You arrive at the bottom of the stairs only a little worse for wear. No traps have been set off.

Warforged Knight: IT IS SAFE TO PROCEED MY FLESHY MEATSACK COMPANIONS!

Photo 31 Jul 102,304 notes snowconejack:

rynnay:

sad-face:

iron-pigs:

This is frustration in the form of a gif

hnnngggg

*snap.* GAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHH

[heavy breathing]

snowconejack:

rynnay:

sad-face:

iron-pigs:

This is frustration in the form of a gif

hnnngggg

*snap.* GAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHH

[heavy breathing]

(Source: brucewaynes)

Photo 31 Jul 134,604 notes rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

Text 28 Jul 1,285 notes

voltairine-kropotkin:

Two men at the Communist Nudist Colony are sitting on the porch.
One turns to the other and says, “I say old boy, have you read marx?” The other says, “Yes, I believe it’s these wicker chairs.”

Chat 25 Jul 20,161 notes
  •  *spends two hours on character creation*
  • me: ok they look good enough
  •  *starts game and sees beginning cutscene*
  • me: 
  • me: no
via bees?.
Video 24 Jul 214,699 notes

tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

(Source: smallnartless)

Video 23 Jul 44,646 notes

harshwhimsy:

23deadbatteries:

it looks so pretty i am so fucking ready for EVERYTHING

i will do exactly as i did when i played skyrim wtf are paths and shit nah fuck that imma climb over the god damn mountain

(Source: 23db-art)

via bees?.
Quote 10 Jul 1,134 notes
See, I’m so good at lying to myself that I actually know things.
— Our bard talking about using Bluff for all Int based checks (via outofcontextdnd)
Text 7 Jul 169,374 notes

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Text 2 Jul 123,874 notes

Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

iguanamouth:

image

image

Chat 26 Jun 189,873 notes
  • me: walks into living room
  • tv: tonight on how its made
  • me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made
Video 25 Jun 498,019 notes

pussyxriot:

THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY

(Source: sideshowknob)

Photo 24 Jun 328,447 notes deltasworder1x:

safe-behind-bars:

older-aang:

kuro-tokyo:

scared the shit out of me every time

my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral

reblogging again just for that omg

Thank goodness they stopped that s*** 

deltasworder1x:

safe-behind-bars:

older-aang:

kuro-tokyo:

scared the shit out of me every time

my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral

reblogging again just for that omg

Thank goodness they stopped that s*** 

(Source: geekofficial)

Photo 23 Jun 87 notes gaming-things-that-make-you-rage:

Gaming Things that make you RAGE #597
Resonance of Fate: The Statue Escort Mission
submitted by: jadot

gaming-things-that-make-you-rage:

Gaming Things that make you RAGE #597

Resonance of Fate: The Statue Escort Mission

submitted by: jadot

Text 23 Jun 112,231 notes

keelah-kawaii:

[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

(Source: avacyn-guardian-angel)


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