Video 7 Sep 94,957 notes


This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

(Source: betterlucknext)

Photo 5 Sep 113,410 notes noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever


This maybe the best thing ever

Video 4 Sep 22,455 notes

(Source: piyox22)

Text 4 Sep 235 notes I will have this commission done. And I will do another sketch stream this weekend.


I’m done with spending too much time on it and I will just knuckle down and just finish the damn thing. Huge bills are coming up and I NEED to get my ass in gear and do some more commissions.

This Saturday at 4pm PST (September 6th) I will have a doodles for donations.

  • This means you donate what ever amount you want and you get a sketch.(Only a sketch though. I will not be doing line art or coloring pieces at this time, I need to just get these done fast.So sketches only.) 
  • Yes you may ask for NSFW, but maximum of two characters in the pic.
  • You can only ask for one picture until I say it’s okay to order more.

Things I am good at:

  1. Ladies
  2. Monster Girls
  3. Cute things animu things
  4. Ponies
  5. Furries
  6. Pin Ups
  7. Chubby women

Just give me a bunch of references. The more visual references of what you want the better

Things I am not so good at:

  1. Males
  2. Complicated armor
  3. Backgrounds
  4. Overly complex character designs ( Like a lot of stuff on them or complex patters)
  5. Guns or any kind of machinery

I will not be doing any fetishes such as inflation, scat, water sports, pregnancy, etc.

I don’t mind doing sassy pictures. I am just not willing to do any kind of fetishes right now.

I have a goal of making a grand within two weeks so i can cover all these bills and upcoming big expenses. I need to stay on top of my doctor’s visits and have money to do my biopsy to check for anything that could lead to cervical cancer. I also have rent and insurance payment is popping it’s ugly head around the corner.

You may donate at any time, it will always be appreciated. Hell I might even give you guys a big thank you at the end of the month. If you guys have any ideas of what you want from me I will do it at the end of the month if I make a good amount.

If you guys have no cash to give COME TO THE STREAM ANYWAY oh please oh please the more the better and I love talking with you guys. I even made my picarto look all pretty and we can just have a party. Just spread this around if you want.

I love you all and You are all fantastic.

( Sorry this post is so big, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a good idea of what they are paying for and hopefully I can give you guys the art you want <3)






Message me if you have any questions.

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Video 30 Aug 54,695 notes


Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

Text 24 Aug 3,107 notes Time was of the essence.


DM: The bookcase swings open to reveal a dark stairway.

Human Artificer: Guys, we should go slowly. There might be traps.

Warforged Knight: I shove the sac of organs aside and throw myself down the stairs in an attempt to set off any traps.

DM: You arrive at the bottom of the stairs only a little worse for wear. No traps have been set off.


Photo 31 Jul 103,960 notes snowconejack:




This is frustration in the form of a gif



[heavy breathing]





This is frustration in the form of a gif



[heavy breathing]

(Source: brucewaynes)

Photo 31 Jul 136,894 notes rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.


Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

Text 28 Jul 1,287 notes


Two men at the Communist Nudist Colony are sitting on the porch.
One turns to the other and says, “I say old boy, have you read marx?” The other says, “Yes, I believe it’s these wicker chairs.”

Chat 25 Jul 21,344 notes
  •  *spends two hours on character creation*
  • me: ok they look good enough
  •  *starts game and sees beginning cutscene*
  • me: 
  • me: no
via bees?.
Video 24 Jul 215,890 notes


Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

(Source: smallnartless)

Video 23 Jul 44,738 notes



it looks so pretty i am so fucking ready for EVERYTHING

i will do exactly as i did when i played skyrim wtf are paths and shit nah fuck that imma climb over the god damn mountain

(Source: 23db-art)

via bees?.
Quote 10 Jul 1,160 notes
See, I’m so good at lying to myself that I actually know things.
— Our bard talking about using Bluff for all Int based checks (via outofcontextdnd)
Text 7 Jul 173,297 notes





The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even


Text 2 Jul 138,958 notes

Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.




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