DM: The bookcase swings open to reveal a dark stairway.
Human Artificer: Guys, we should go slowly. There might be traps.
Warforged Knight: I shove the sac of organs aside and throw myself down the stairs in an attempt to set off any traps.
DM: You arrive at the bottom of the stairs only a little worse for wear. No traps have been set off.
Warforged Knight: IT IS SAFE TO PROCEED MY FLESHY MEATSACK COMPANIONS!
This is frustration in the form of a gif
Two men at the Communist Nudist Colony are sitting on the porch.
One turns to the other and says, “I say old boy, have you read marx?” The other says, “Yes, I believe it’s these wicker chairs.”
- *spends two hours on character creation*
- me: ok they look good enough
- *starts game and sees beginning cutscene*
- me: no
Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.
it looks so pretty i am so fucking ready for EVERYTHING
i will do exactly as i did when i played skyrim wtf are paths and shit nah fuck that imma climb over the god damn mountain
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
oh my god
i just do not understand this post what even
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
- me: walks into living room
- tv: tonight on how its made
- me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made
THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY
scared the shit out of me every time
my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral
reblogging again just for that omg
Thank goodness they stopped that s***
Gaming Things that make you RAGE #597
Resonance of Fate: The Statue Escort Mission
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