Text 28 Jul 860 notes

voltairine-kropotkin:

Two men at the Communist Nudist Colony are sitting on the porch.
One turns to the other and says, “I say old boy, have you read marx?” The other says, “Yes, I believe it’s these wicker chairs.”

Chat 25 Jul 16,682 notes
  •  *spends two hours on character creation*
  • me: ok they look good enough
  •  *starts game and sees beginning cutscene*
  • me: 
  • me: no
Video 24 Jul 211,450 notes

tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

(Source: smallnartless)

Video 23 Jul 43,884 notes

harshwhimsy:

23deadbatteries:

it looks so pretty i am so fucking ready for EVERYTHING

i will do exactly as i did when i played skyrim wtf are paths and shit nah fuck that imma climb over the god damn mountain

(Source: 23db-art)

Quote 10 Jul 1,102 notes
See, I’m so good at lying to myself that I actually know things.
— Our bard talking about using Bluff for all Int based checks (via outofcontextdnd)
Text 7 Jul 154,890 notes

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Text 2 Jul 91,638 notes

Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

iguanamouth:

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Chat 26 Jun 174,429 notes
  • me: walks into living room
  • tv: tonight on how its made
  • me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made
Video 25 Jun 488,618 notes

pussyxriot:

THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY

(Source: sideshowknob)

Photo 24 Jun 327,432 notes deltasworder1x:

safe-behind-bars:

older-aang:

kuro-tokyo:

scared the shit out of me every time

my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral

reblogging again just for that omg

Thank goodness they stopped that s*** 

deltasworder1x:

safe-behind-bars:

older-aang:

kuro-tokyo:

scared the shit out of me every time

my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral

reblogging again just for that omg

Thank goodness they stopped that s*** 

(Source: geekofficial)

Photo 23 Jun 82 notes gaming-things-that-make-you-rage:

Gaming Things that make you RAGE #597
Resonance of Fate: The Statue Escort Mission
submitted by: jadot

gaming-things-that-make-you-rage:

Gaming Things that make you RAGE #597

Resonance of Fate: The Statue Escort Mission

submitted by: jadot

Text 23 Jun 100,529 notes

keelah-kawaii:

[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

(Source: avacyn-guardian-angel)

Video 18 Jun 41,123 notes

(Source: herrmundy)

Video 18 Jun 46,174 notes

sierramckenzie:

I know you don’t all have twitter. but this is important.

Video 18 Jun 58,056 notes

agelfeygelach:

almost-always-eventually-right:

collaterlysisters:

maxistentialist:

horriblewarning:

DEATH TO TRANSPHOBIA

I regret writing this card, it was a mean, cheap joke. We took it out of the game a while ago.

thanks! I wish that more people in comedy realized they could just, uh, do this, and not throw a big fucking stink about it, and go on to make more jokes that are good instead of bad. It is strange that so many people seem to imagine that a simple and sincere apology is a difficult or terrible thing to give.

Cards Against Humanity is a group of people writing immensely offensive joke prompts and punchlines for a living, and if they’re collectively a better person than you are when it comes to being called out on offensive language and jokes, you should really reconsider your behavior.

This is encouraging.


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